1. thesugarhole:

    if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside

    (Source: thesugarhole, via unprime)

     
  2. wholetjackdrive:

    so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

    (via radical-illusion)

     
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  4. (Source: gumbumgum, via skate-high)

     
  5. amazed:

    I follow everyone back!

    (Source: shinebythree, via cr-uz)

     
  6. (Source: ratandboa, via wildflowur)

     

  7. yeezus-fish:

    when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
    image

    (via chipdips)

     
  8. (via doing-sex)

     

  9. partystick:

    horse-ebook:

    deodrant:

    I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

    how many asians did you get

    31

    (via unprime)

     
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  11. (Source: e-pi-de-mic, via doing-sex)

     

  12. "If your ideas are bigger than the town you’re in, you’ve got to get out of there."
    — Brian Fallon  (via terrible)

    (Source: the-blues-mary, via el3ctric-sp4rks)

     
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